MEET RYAN EMLEY
Former resident cat juggler at a kitty mill, Ryan was imported from a not-for-profit brewery in Kansas where he was the assistant to the assistant of the head bucket operator. When the cat breeding/juggling industry fell on hard times (and PETA nearly chased him out of the state) he saw the error of his ways and took a vow of poverty leading him naturally to a career in brewing. He’s moved up in the world and is now allowed to switch the mill on (due to his previous cat mill experience) but only when supervised. Fun fact: While in high school voices in his head told him to “tune in, turn on and drop out”. He did, and in an unfortunate turn of events he became a Jonas Brothers roadie.